Is it time to end your online life? Have you really started living an online life instead of your real life?
SuicideMachine.org helps you commit a virtual suicide – killing your online identity and your online world. Nowadays, most Internet users have started substituting their real lives with online lives – on Facebook, Twitter, Orkut, MySpace, etc. SuicideMachine.org will shift+delete your online presence which once committed cannot be recovered.
Yes, it’s absolutely real. Once you signup and activate it, SuicideMachine.org will first run scripts that will first change the password to your social networks and physically un-friend all contacts and delete all the tweets you have ever made.
How does it work?
SuicideMachine.org is doing its best to expand possibilities of erasing your entire presence, however it is a work-in-progress research. Please note, that they are not deleting your account! Their aim is rather to remove your private content and friend relationships than just deactivating/deleting the account!
Facebook
1. Logging into your account
2. Changing your password and your profile picture
3. Excluding your account from public search
4. Removing all email notifications
5. Removing all your friends
6. Removing all groups you were member of
7. Removing all your wall posts (beta)
8. Joining the group “Social Network Suiciders”
9. Logging out
Myspace
1. Logging into your account
2. Removing all your friends
3. Leaving a status message that you’ve comitted suicide
4. Logging out
1. Logging into your account
2. Changing your password and your profile picture
3. Removing all your business connections
4. Logging out
1. Logging into your account
2. Changing your password and your profile picture
3. Removing all people you follow
4. Removing all your followers
5. Removing all your tweets
6. Logging out
SuicideMachine.org also gives you useful tips on what shall you do after you have killed yourself with the web2.0 suicide machine?
It says – “Try calling some friends, take a walk in a park or buy a bottle of wine and start enjoying your real life again. Some Social Suiciders reported that their lives has improved by an approximate average of 25%. Don’t worry, if you feel empty right after you committed suicide. This is a normal reaction which will slowly fade away within the first 24-72 hours.”
